BARCELONA PAYS €1M FOR GHANAIAN YOUNGSTER ABDUL AZIZ ISSAH

BARCELONA PAYS €1M FOR GHANAIAN YOUNGSTER ABDUL AZIZ ISSAH

The amount of money La Liga giants Barcelona paid to sign Ghanaian youngster Abdul Aziz Issah has come to light.

Issah is one of the highly-rated youngsters from Ghana, and his move to Spain is a testament to his prospects. The 18-year-old is the second Ghanaian to join the Catalan giants this summer after David Oduro.

While details about the transfer remain scarce, journalist Saddick Adam has stated that Barcelona are prepared to pay €1 million for the Black Satellites playmaker if he secures a permanent move.

“Barcelona offered €400,000, but the transfer ended up costing them €1 million,” Adams said via Modern Ghana.

Labels: Abdul Aziz Issah Barcelona Ghana Football La Liga Transfer News

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
PROF. GHEGHEH ARRESTED FOR TEACHING MEN THE BITTER TRUTH

Prof. Ghegheh, founder of Ghegheh University of Wisdom and Understanding, has reportedly been ARRESTED. No morning lecture was held today. After making a few calls, we discovered why:

He was arrested for crimes such as —

  • Teaching young men never to waste money.
  • Teaching them to only sacrifice for women who can also sacrifice for them.
  • Teaching them to hustle hard, because nobody is coming to save them.
  • Teaching them to always question everything.
  • Teaching them the bitter truth of what happens when a man goes broke.

Guilty as charged. 🚓 The police had no choice but to take him in, perhaps even to protect him. If Nigeria truly celebrated her legends, Prof. Ghegheh’s statue would already be sitting in the National Museum.

Moral lesson: Class resumes by 4PM today. If you miss it, na your own loss because Toto wey don make gbhim no dey carry last.

Labels: Prof. Ghegheh Satire Life Lessons Ghana News Social Commentary

DADDY LUMBA'S PASSING: FAMILY INFORMS ASANTEHENE AMID WIDESPREAD MOURNING

The family of highlife legend Daddy Lumba has officially informed the Asantehene of his passing. Vigils and tributes are ongoing, sparking widespread mourning and discussions about his legacy in Ghanaian music.

The news has hit the nation hard, with fans across all generations sharing their favorite songs and memories of the iconic artist. Tributes are pouring in from fellow musicians, politicians, and public figures, all celebrating his immense contribution to the industry.

Labels: Daddy Lumba Ghana Music Tribute Ghana News

COCOA PRICE HIKE: GOVERNMENT INCREASES PRODUCER PRICE TO $5,040 PER TONNE

The government has increased the cocoa producer price by 62.58% to $5,040 per tonne for the 2025/2026 season. The move is aimed at incentivizing farmers and boosting production.

While some farmers have welcomed the news, others remain dissatisfied, arguing that the increase does not adequately reflect the rising cost of production and the current market value of cocoa.

Labels: Cocoa Agriculture Ghana Economy Farmer News

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